What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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