I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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