problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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