my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Found the puke drawer
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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