do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
