I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
