She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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