I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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