it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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