I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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