I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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