SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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