Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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