Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
birth control should be required to get into college
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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