help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Someone signed my nipple.
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