Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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