just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i barfeds in our rink
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You need Xanax blowdarts
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
ok first of all what the fuck
PANTIES FOUND
There's even glitter on my cock...
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