My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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