I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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