I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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