If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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