You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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