Duck Duck Cougar?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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