ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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