is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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