Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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