just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
