i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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