I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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