OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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