Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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