don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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