i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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