Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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