There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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