what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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