I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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