Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
