dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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