Betty ford says i'm here all night
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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