I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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