i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
honey bunches of taint.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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