Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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