The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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