So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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