oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm jealous of your bromance
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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