so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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