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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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