ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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