so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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