Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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