I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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