Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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