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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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