marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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