I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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