You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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