party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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