it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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